Reasons why I’ve swiped left

swipe left

 

  • All your photos are group photos
  • You are wearing any amount of camouflage print
  • Your profile photo features a car
  • You are wearing sports attire when not doing sports
  • You use the phrase “like-minded” without explaining in which ways (I’ll assume it’s horrible)
  • All your photos are you doing sports
  • Your first photo is of your kid(s)
  • Your first photo is of your pet(s)
  • You are using a gun
  • No photo at all
  • All your photos are from on vacation
  • You state that you are a nice person – hint, if you have to say it, you probably aren’t.
  • You are posing with a famous or hot person for your own vanity
  • You are using a photo from within the gym

On this day:

In 2009 – ANDREA COME BAAAAACK!

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