This is about mascara.Posted: March 29, 2011
I don’t use black mascara. I know wearing mascara in the first place is fake but to me, pretending my eyelashes are BLACK is super fake. There is not a black hair on my body!
And the black-brown you see at the pharmacy… what the hell is that??? It’s just mild black. It’s nearly impossible to find a nice brown nowadays bit I remember when I was in high school and auburn was readily available. If I could go back in time I would tell myself to hoard that shit! That and my favorite discontinued hair colours (I guess orange hair is no longer in fashion).
So as it stands, I need to spend $30 at Sephora on a nice brown mascara. A few days ago I was as Superstore browsing the Joe clothes and noticed they had makeup so I took a peek and saw BROWN MASCARA for UNDER $10!!! I bought it. Ouuu I was so excited.
This is the shittiest mascara I have EVER bought. The brand new tube applies worse than my overdue for replacement mascara of yesteryear. Not only does it go on horribly, but it’s waterproof so it’s a real bitch to take off.
This is my plight. Pity me.
On this day:
In 2010 – A late post about my birthday
In 2009 –
In 2008 – It’s been a while since I’ve been to Baskin Robbins
In 2007 – This reminds me that I should post about our seedlings. They are ginormous. I always start my plants really early I think.
In 2006 – Thoughts about how growing out of childhood is really about noticing that sometimes life sucks in monumental ways
In 2005 – This reminds me that now that I HAVE A SALT WATER POOL IN MY BACKYARD I should probably get a couple swim suits for the summer.