manbrellaPosted: July 3, 2009
Here’s a little shopping tip:
Not every item is gendered, but for some reason, stores will divide things like umbrellas into men’s and women’s. Who the fuck knows why, it’s not like some are vagina operated and some are penis operated but WHATEVER. The tip is here, when you are buying an umbrella from a department store, check the ones in the men’s section because they will be of better quality and be half the price.
On another umbrella note, when you come in from the rain, it’s really not necessary to leave your open umbrella on the floor to air dry. It’s really not, so please stop.
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