random night time thoughts

If you have mosquitos in your house, how likely is it that they would lay eggs in the glass of water on your bedside table as you sleep and then you drink gross mosquito eggs?


On this day:

In 2007 – My love for the local sex shop is boundless
In 2006 – fun photos and cookies
In 2005 – old photos and the best outfit my sister ever had

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20 Comments on “random night time thoughts”

  1. damedini says:

    Meh, not like you’d notice them. Also, protein!

  2. damedini says:

    Meh, not like you’d notice them. Also, protein!

  3. Anonymous says:

    And now I’m going to need to empty my water glass…
    What the heck made you think of that?

  4. Anonymous says:

    And now I’m going to need to empty my water glass…
    What the heck made you think of that?

  5. ewww yuck. usually, since i don’t have cups, i just keep refiling an empty bottle of water (with a cap on it so i don’t really have this problem).

  6. ewww yuck. usually, since i don’t have cups, i just keep refiling an empty bottle of water (with a cap on it so i don’t really have this problem).

  7. Anonymous says:

    Not very likely
    Once I heard the question, I had to know the answer. Hence, I’ve been reading the internet so you don’t have to.
    My findings, with photos.
    – David

  8. Anonymous says:

    Not very likely
    Once I heard the question, I had to know the answer. Hence, I’ve been reading the internet so you don’t have to.
    My findings, with photos.
    – David

  9. Anonymous says:

    Mosquito eggs are the least of your worries with an open water glass (ominous music ensues)

  10. Anonymous says:

    Mosquito eggs are the least of your worries with an open water glass (ominous music ensues)

  11. Anonymous says:

    😦
    Knowing my luck… very likely…

  12. Anonymous says:

    😦
    Knowing my luck… very likely…

  13. Anonymous says:

    wine them and dine them
    Not high… first you have to find two who are compatible and that can take forever, then they have to be in the mood and that means dating and probably food and some wine… or some meth and Doritos, then they’d have to find your glass suitable for getting it on, then the sperm would have to hit the eggs just right… it’s a complicated process and honestly they’re probably just happy having group sex on your toothbrush.

  14. Anonymous says:

    wine them and dine them
    Not high… first you have to find two who are compatible and that can take forever, then they have to be in the mood and that means dating and probably food and some wine… or some meth and Doritos, then they’d have to find your glass suitable for getting it on, then the sperm would have to hit the eggs just right… it’s a complicated process and honestly they’re probably just happy having group sex on your toothbrush.


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