uptight suburbiaPosted: June 10, 2008
Ok let me tell you a little something. People in the suburbs are way too uptight about their lawns. I mean, grass isn’t even a plant that can survive here without major intervention but for some reason, it’s really important that it be totally perfect and (too) short and have no clovers or dandelions in it.
Brent and I had a midwife appointment and this is the MSN convo we had just when he got back home;
someone cut our lawn
i assume that our neighbor must have gotten tired of looking at it
Did he do the back yard too?
nope, just the front
i know i should have done it, but it was too fucking hot for the past few days
Yeah plus… who cares? well, apparently he does
he’s a goof
so anyway, that’s his problem
yeah dude. I’m all for coming home to a mowed lawn.
i suppose, but now i’m going to feel like he’s watching me every time i cut the grass from now on
hahaha GRASS POLICE!