I have a serious problem…Posted: April 28, 2008
and it’s that I always want to eat everything. Even things I don’t eat.
I was reminiscing about ‘chicken fried bacon’ which has to be the most unhealthiest meal I’ve ever concocted but damn it it tastes SO GOOD. The problem with that though, is that I couldn’t fathom touching the raw meat or actually chewing it so I obviously can’t eat it, but I WANT to.
I also want to eat hot dogs because it’s spring and I love Maple Leaf BBQ size hot dogs grilled with diagonal strips and served with mustard, corn relish, sautéed and green olives, but again, I don’t think I could bring myself to actually chew it. I’ve tries Yves Veggie Dogs but they just taste like play dough to me. I mean, hot dogs are barely meat so why is it impossible to make a vegetarian substitute with a similar texture/flavour????
Aside from the meats whose tastes I would enjoy, if someone mentions any kind of food at all, I really really want it. Like… a lot. Luckily gas prices are so high that I am not compelled to go to the grocery store. But I did eat a square of baker’s chocolate after Brent said the words ‘Kit Kat’.
If I was let loose on all the foods I dream up in a day, I would definitely gain about 5 pounds a day, which is crazy! It’s like I have stoner munchies ALL THE TIME! Like right now I’m thinking of eating a KFC Big Crunch with a side of gravy! Absurd since i KNOW it’s super gross!
I’m also thinking of healthy foods but that’s not as shocking. I want to purée all my mangoes and pineapple and make popsicles but I don’t have any molds and 1″ ice cubes won’t cut it.
Some spaghetti would also be good right about now. Or coleslaw! Not the creamy kind though, I think that’s super gross.
I could go on and on so I’m forcing myself to end this post right now.