You’ve been eagerly awaiting this I’m sure.

I like to watch porn. Brent likes to watch porn. We like to watch porn together. I love that we have Rogers on Demand because we just ‘rent’ it through our tv. Actually, before that, I think I’ve only watched porn about 4 times in my life.

What I don’t like about ROD (Rogers On Demand) is that the descriptions are pretty lacking. It doesn’t tell you what kind of stuff goes on and once you pay for it, there are no refunds.

This brings me around to the idea that for Valentine’s day, I want to buy us a couple movies that I think are really good. You know…the good old standbys. But seeing as I’ve only been getting into it in about the last 4 months (no not every day, maybe twice a month really)I don’t really know how to go about making a quality purchase. I’m a little skeezed out by the idea of going to a porno shop and talking up the person who works there. There is one shop I would feel comfortable in but it takes a car to get there, and I want it to be a surprise and the only other person who can drive me is my mom, and although she came with me to get a vibrator, for some reason this pushes the line for me.

So in the end, I think I would prefer to make my purchase on line. Ok so great. Where do I start looking for a quality on-line Canadian retailer? Do you have any idea how much of the internet is devoted to porn? Do you???

So I’m looking to you, fellow internetters for some advice. You can post anonymously if you want. I need info for on-line retailers that will send me some nice DVDs. Or maybe even some movie suggestions.

Although I haven’t seen all there is to see, I know I do NOT like seeing anal anything. Why is it so popular? Why do I want to see people lick where poo comes out? I don’t and if you do, please refrain from suggesting movies that show that. I’m pretty sure bestiality would gross me out too, although I’ve never seen it. Oh and anyhing else that is considered illegal (ie little kids and teenagers)

I especially want to hear from the women on this or from guys who watch with women.

Have at it.

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54 Comments on “You’ve been eagerly awaiting this I’m sure.”

  1. pumpkin_face says:

    WE like to watch porn too, but we don’t do it because we both live at home. I actually would rather watch porn alone (vs. w/ L). I also am not a fan of seeing people lick or penetrate an anus. Someone needs to explain the male preoccupation with bums to be. Anyone?
    I don’t have an answer to your question, but I would suggest amazon.com which MAY or may not sell porn, but if it did would certainly have buyer reviews below them.

    • tianadargent says:

      I’ll check when I get home….I don’t think I should check it out while at work…

      • pumpkin_face says:

        SUCCESS!!!
        Junior College Tramps (2000) was reviewed by 4 people. The best review:
        “I watch the DVD for the first time last night. I was pleasantly surprised how good the DVD was. The selection of woman was great, they were very cute/sexy. The plot was a little predictable but the action was HOT. I would highly recommend this DVD.”
        lol @ “cute/sexy”
        Yeah, you’re gonna like amazon.
        My favourite porn star is Jenna Jameson. I’d recommend one with her in it. But she does anal so watch out for that.

      • pumpkin_face says:

        SUCCESS!!!
        Junior College Tramps (2000) was reviewed by 4 people. The best review:
        “I watch the DVD for the first time last night. I was pleasantly surprised how good the DVD was. The selection of woman was great, they were very cute/sexy. The plot was a little predictable but the action was HOT. I would highly recommend this DVD.”
        lol @ “cute/sexy”
        Yeah, you’re gonna like amazon.
        My favourite porn star is Jenna Jameson. I’d recommend one with her in it. But she does anal so watch out for that.

      • pumpkin_face says:

        SUCCESS!!!
        Junior College Tramps (2000) was reviewed by 4 people. The best review:
        “I watch the DVD for the first time last night. I was pleasantly surprised how good the DVD was. The selection of woman was great, they were very cute/sexy. The plot was a little predictable but the action was HOT. I would highly recommend this DVD.”
        lol @ “cute/sexy”
        Yeah, you’re gonna like amazon.
        My favourite porn star is Jenna Jameson. I’d recommend one with her in it. But she does anal so watch out for that.

    • tianadargent says:

      I’ll check when I get home….I don’t think I should check it out while at work…

    • tianadargent says:

      I’ll check when I get home….I don’t think I should check it out while at work…

  2. pumpkin_face says:

    WE like to watch porn too, but we don’t do it because we both live at home. I actually would rather watch porn alone (vs. w/ L). I also am not a fan of seeing people lick or penetrate an anus. Someone needs to explain the male preoccupation with bums to be. Anyone?
    I don’t have an answer to your question, but I would suggest amazon.com which MAY or may not sell porn, but if it did would certainly have buyer reviews below them.

  3. pumpkin_face says:

    WE like to watch porn too, but we don’t do it because we both live at home. I actually would rather watch porn alone (vs. w/ L). I also am not a fan of seeing people lick or penetrate an anus. Someone needs to explain the male preoccupation with bums to be. Anyone?
    I don’t have an answer to your question, but I would suggest amazon.com which MAY or may not sell porn, but if it did would certainly have buyer reviews below them.

  4. lola_70 says:

    when you come we can check out the stores near my place…
    too bad you’re not coming the weekend of the 11th the “Pitounes’ & I are going to the super big, really, really fun sex shop!

  5. lola_70 says:

    when you come we can check out the stores near my place…
    too bad you’re not coming the weekend of the 11th the “Pitounes’ & I are going to the super big, really, really fun sex shop!

  6. lola_70 says:

    when you come we can check out the stores near my place…
    too bad you’re not coming the weekend of the 11th the “Pitounes’ & I are going to the super big, really, really fun sex shop!

  7. alhooter says:

    In Ottawa go to the Adult Fun Superstore out near st.laurent shopping center. I know people who worked there and the staff is more than happy to help and definitely not sketchy or creepy people.
    My friend put on some fetish shows there and I met a lot of the staff because I was hired to film them and they really are all approchable and nonchalant about everything. And you can get there by bus. Take the 95 to St. Laurent and then there is another bus from there who’s number I can’t remember. Check out their site http://www.adultfun.ca/
    With that being said I would recomend checking out the films by Seymour Butts. There are non anal ones out there and they are pretty damn good.
    On the note of “I know I do NOT like seeing anal anything. Why is it so popular? Why do I want to see people lick where poo comes out?” I say don’t knock it till you try it, but proper sanitizing needs to take place first.

  8. alhooter says:

    In Ottawa go to the Adult Fun Superstore out near st.laurent shopping center. I know people who worked there and the staff is more than happy to help and definitely not sketchy or creepy people.
    My friend put on some fetish shows there and I met a lot of the staff because I was hired to film them and they really are all approchable and nonchalant about everything. And you can get there by bus. Take the 95 to St. Laurent and then there is another bus from there who’s number I can’t remember. Check out their site http://www.adultfun.ca/
    With that being said I would recomend checking out the films by Seymour Butts. There are non anal ones out there and they are pretty damn good.
    On the note of “I know I do NOT like seeing anal anything. Why is it so popular? Why do I want to see people lick where poo comes out?” I say don’t knock it till you try it, but proper sanitizing needs to take place first.

  9. alhooter says:

    In Ottawa go to the Adult Fun Superstore out near st.laurent shopping center. I know people who worked there and the staff is more than happy to help and definitely not sketchy or creepy people.
    My friend put on some fetish shows there and I met a lot of the staff because I was hired to film them and they really are all approchable and nonchalant about everything. And you can get there by bus. Take the 95 to St. Laurent and then there is another bus from there who’s number I can’t remember. Check out their site http://www.adultfun.ca/
    With that being said I would recomend checking out the films by Seymour Butts. There are non anal ones out there and they are pretty damn good.
    On the note of “I know I do NOT like seeing anal anything. Why is it so popular? Why do I want to see people lick where poo comes out?” I say don’t knock it till you try it, but proper sanitizing needs to take place first.

  10. damedini says:

    The Hottest movie I have ever seen is Kama Sutra. Amazon lists it as:
    http://www.amazon.com/gp/product/1573623849/qid=1138748960/sr=1-1/ref=sr_1_1/002-1699604-8322401?s=dvd&v=glance&n=130
    and a review describes it pretty much as I would:
    “If you’re looking for a deep, intelligently romantic movie with complex characters and a richly rewarding plot, don’t bother with Kama Sutra: A Tale of Love. On the other hand, if you’re feeling sexy and in the mood for a lush, seductive, and visually stunning film set in 16th-century India, this one will please you like the best foreplay you’ve ever experienced. Or it will relax you like a full treatment at a pampering spa–either way, you’re gonna feel pretty fantastic. Okay, okay… maybe we’re getting a little carried away, but there’s no denying that director Mira Nair (best known for her acclaimed film Salaam Bombay!) has crafted a sumptuous film for the eyes if not the head. Its melodramatic plot is involving enough to elevate the movie high above soft-core adult fare, so you won’t feel guilty after watching it.
    Kama Sutra is the story of a young woman named Maya (the stunning Indira Varma) who has always been lower on the social scale than her well-born friend Tara (Sarita Choudhury), and has always lived in Tara’s shadow, wearing her used clothes and being made to feel inferior. When Tara is betrothed to the handsome King Raj Singh (Naveen Andrews, from The English Patient), Tara sneaks into the king’s tent on the eve of the wedding and seduces him. Later, after being trained to master the Kama Sutra’s many “lessons of love,” Maya will be the king’s courtesan, and emotions will run high between the former best friends. But the plot is of secondary importance here (a fact that resulted in many mixed reviews), and so Kama Sutra works best as a colorful and irresistibly sexy story that is worth seeing just for the startling beauty of the film and its cast. –Jeff Shannon “

  11. damedini says:

    The Hottest movie I have ever seen is Kama Sutra. Amazon lists it as:
    http://www.amazon.com/gp/product/1573623849/qid=1138748960/sr=1-1/ref=sr_1_1/002-1699604-8322401?s=dvd&v=glance&n=130
    and a review describes it pretty much as I would:
    “If you’re looking for a deep, intelligently romantic movie with complex characters and a richly rewarding plot, don’t bother with Kama Sutra: A Tale of Love. On the other hand, if you’re feeling sexy and in the mood for a lush, seductive, and visually stunning film set in 16th-century India, this one will please you like the best foreplay you’ve ever experienced. Or it will relax you like a full treatment at a pampering spa–either way, you’re gonna feel pretty fantastic. Okay, okay… maybe we’re getting a little carried away, but there’s no denying that director Mira Nair (best known for her acclaimed film Salaam Bombay!) has crafted a sumptuous film for the eyes if not the head. Its melodramatic plot is involving enough to elevate the movie high above soft-core adult fare, so you won’t feel guilty after watching it.
    Kama Sutra is the story of a young woman named Maya (the stunning Indira Varma) who has always been lower on the social scale than her well-born friend Tara (Sarita Choudhury), and has always lived in Tara’s shadow, wearing her used clothes and being made to feel inferior. When Tara is betrothed to the handsome King Raj Singh (Naveen Andrews, from The English Patient), Tara sneaks into the king’s tent on the eve of the wedding and seduces him. Later, after being trained to master the Kama Sutra’s many “lessons of love,” Maya will be the king’s courtesan, and emotions will run high between the former best friends. But the plot is of secondary importance here (a fact that resulted in many mixed reviews), and so Kama Sutra works best as a colorful and irresistibly sexy story that is worth seeing just for the startling beauty of the film and its cast. –Jeff Shannon “

  12. damedini says:

    The Hottest movie I have ever seen is Kama Sutra. Amazon lists it as:
    http://www.amazon.com/gp/product/1573623849/qid=1138748960/sr=1-1/ref=sr_1_1/002-1699604-8322401?s=dvd&v=glance&n=130
    and a review describes it pretty much as I would:
    “If you’re looking for a deep, intelligently romantic movie with complex characters and a richly rewarding plot, don’t bother with Kama Sutra: A Tale of Love. On the other hand, if you’re feeling sexy and in the mood for a lush, seductive, and visually stunning film set in 16th-century India, this one will please you like the best foreplay you’ve ever experienced. Or it will relax you like a full treatment at a pampering spa–either way, you’re gonna feel pretty fantastic. Okay, okay… maybe we’re getting a little carried away, but there’s no denying that director Mira Nair (best known for her acclaimed film Salaam Bombay!) has crafted a sumptuous film for the eyes if not the head. Its melodramatic plot is involving enough to elevate the movie high above soft-core adult fare, so you won’t feel guilty after watching it.
    Kama Sutra is the story of a young woman named Maya (the stunning Indira Varma) who has always been lower on the social scale than her well-born friend Tara (Sarita Choudhury), and has always lived in Tara’s shadow, wearing her used clothes and being made to feel inferior. When Tara is betrothed to the handsome King Raj Singh (Naveen Andrews, from The English Patient), Tara sneaks into the king’s tent on the eve of the wedding and seduces him. Later, after being trained to master the Kama Sutra’s many “lessons of love,” Maya will be the king’s courtesan, and emotions will run high between the former best friends. But the plot is of secondary importance here (a fact that resulted in many mixed reviews), and so Kama Sutra works best as a colorful and irresistibly sexy story that is worth seeing just for the startling beauty of the film and its cast. –Jeff Shannon “


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