Unexpected search terms that land people on my blog
In order of most to least used:
baby puke (also: baby ~puke & pukes projectil- This I attribute to Bobby and his reflux and his tendency to puke all over me and my tendency to post photos of this
foto boby dragon boys – wth? I’m tempted to google this just to find out what it is but I’m kind of scared
almonds taste bad – when they have gone bad
quebecroads – typo and all!
birthday cake for lover – I do make great cakes and am an excellent lover
fear and loathing in las vegas hunter s thompson costume – thanks to Bobby’s awesome fashion sense
ennema bloat – I don’t even know. I have never given nor received an enema
honey is bee shit – honey is bee vomit. get it right people!
one eyed pugs – I bet this happens a lot because their eyeballs stick out farther than the rest of their faces
downfalls of pregnancy – they are extensive
Then there are the ones that are clearly some kind of fetish stuff:
licking girl ass hole, polish the butt hole, sperm puke, vaginapie, bath time picture with mom, zucchinis on weight benches
On this day:
In 2007 – A visit to my cottage in the days before almond milk was readily available all over the place
In 2006 – My review of Van Morrison and an experience with a ghost
In 2005 - What do you think heaven is like and also did you know that I randomly drool?